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Did you ever wonder why Van Gogh became a Painter

Did you ever wonder why
Van Gogh became Painter?
It is  because 
He  Did Not  have  an ear  for music

Unusual type of dinosaur to comprehend

What do you call  a dinosaur  with an  extensive vocabulary?  A thesaurus!☺

How would Salvador Dali Start his Mornings

How would Salvador Dali Start his Mornings?
With a bowl of  Surreal of course!

Hilariously funny tomato joke makes you smile

What  did  the Bacon  say to  the Tomato?  Lettuce get together!☺

How do you communicate with fish

How do you  communicate with  fish?
Drop them a line! 

Why was the robot mad

Why was the robot  mad? 
People kept pushing  its buttons. 

Why is Basketball such a messy sport

Why is Basketball  such a messy  sport?
Because you dribble  on the floor!

Why was the math book sad

Why was the math  book sad? 
Because it had too  many problems.

What is an astronauts favorite place on a computer

What is an  astronauts favorite  place on a  computer?
The Space bar!

Did you hear about the two bed bugs who met in the mattress

Did you hear about  the two bed bugs  who met in the  mattress?
They got married  in the spring.

How do baseball players stay cool

How do baseball  players stay cool? 
They sit next to  their fans.

What runs but does not get anywhere

What runs but  does not get  anywhere?
A refrigerator.

Why did the soccer player bring string to the game

Why did the soccer  player bring string  to the game?
So he could tie the  score.

What did the alien say to the garden

What did the alien  say to the garden?
Take me to your  weeder.

What can you serve but never eat

What can you  serve but never  eat?
A volleyball.

What do you call a bear with no socks on

What do you call a  bear with no socks  on?

What kind of shoes do...

What kind of shoes  do spies wear?

Why is a baseball team similar to a muffin

Why is a baseball  team similar to a  muffin?
They both depend  on the batter.

What do you call cheese that...

What do you call  cheese that is not  yours?
Nacho Cheese.

What kind of key opens the door on Thanksgiving

What kind of key  opens the door on  Thanksgiving. 
A turkey!